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Iran launches unprovoked attack on country that committed year-long genocide and threatened to destroy it

Laura and Normal Island News | October 1, 2024

In harrowing scenes, Iran has launched a salvo of hypersonic missiles at Israel that have rendered the iron dome useless and caused explosions across the country. This unprovoked attack came after Israel peacefully committed a year-long genocide, bombed an embassy, destroyed schools, universities and hospitals, starved 2.1 million civilians, carried out multiple assassinations, murdered 162 journalists and 222 UN workers, built a centre dedicated to the rape and torture of prisoners, launched large-scale terror attacks in Beirut, and invaded Lebanon. Why is Iran like this?

Among Iran’s targets were military installations located in densely-populated areas of Tel Aviv. Outrageously, Israel has been accused by the worst people of using civilians as human shields. What kind of monster would use such insensitive language when people are dying? Please show some compassion.

In a horrific attack, a large number of Israeli civilians were gunned down in Tel Aviv earlier today. Every decent person should condemn this violence towards civilians, and every decent person has. Even the people who laughed when Lebanese children lost their eyeballs in the pager attack have condemned this violence.

Israelis are understandably terrified, having endured for one day what Palestinians have endured for one year. Everyone knows only Palestinians, and maybe Lebanese, should endure this level of suffering. We couldn’t just have… peace.

As all the sensible people keep telling us, a peace deal wouldn’t achieve peace, only this would: World War III. If you don’t understand this, it’s because you’re an idiot and a terrorist lover.

Thankfully, the newspapers have found their ability to name the attacker, now that someone who is not Israel is firing rockets. For a moment, I was worried they were going to describe this terrorism as “mysterious explosions in militant strongholds” and urge restraint from Israel.

Netanyahu was understood to be in good spirits in his luxury bunker as World War III got underway because sure, millions of innocent people around the world are going to die, but this is his best chance of avoiding those corruption charges. And that’s what matters, isn’t it?

Reassuringly, I’m told the prime minister has now been airlifted out of Israel and returned to the safety of his home country, Poland. This is how much Mileikowsky loves his people.

Israel’s de-escalation through escalation strategy is going well, isn’t it? So well, in fact, that I’m having an end of world party tonight. I mean why not? Personally, I think this is much better than the alternative which was not selling arms to Israel. If we’d done that, we wouldn’t have had the pleasure of 12 months of genocide, would we? Thank god the moderates made the right decision!

Anyway, who else can’t wait to be conscripted and used as a meat shield for Israel? If you’re worried you’re too old for conscription, at least your children can be called up. I hope you’re not too attached to them! At least they’ll be sacrificed for the best possible reason: the political career of someone everyone hates.

Netanyahu has reassured us that when Israel loses the war he didn’t start, he is going to push that nuclear button because the tens of thousands he’s killed so far, and the millions he’s about to kill, just aren’t enough. Might as well eradicate every multicellular lifeform on the planet. It’s either that or international arrest warrants and the Hague. I know what I’d choose in his position.

October 2, 2024 - Posted by | Ethnic Cleansing, Racism, Zionism, Militarism | , , ,

9 Comments »

  1. Noted. Sh****t. (Beyond great satire…! Thanks to Laura.)

    It occurs to me to note: Russia’s “special military operation” vis-a-vis Ukraine in 2-2022 was UNPROVOKED!

    Up is down; black is white…the fiddler fiddles while ‘Rome’ is burning. Humpty Dumpty is about to have a great fall from his wall…let’s join him in solidarity.

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    roberthstiver's avatar Comment by roberthstiver | October 2, 2024 | Reply

  2. The author is just a mean, nasty, horrible anti-semite who hates Jews just because.

    For 5,000 years, in every country and culture, people have just been mean, nasty and horrible to Jews just because.

    Jews are ‘God’s’ chosen and everyone else is just jealous.

    Nidrasch Talpioth, p. 225-L:“Jehovah created the non-Jew in human form so that the Jew would not have to be served by beasts. The non-Jew is consequently an animal in human form, and condemned to serve the Jew day and night.”

    For some unknown reason, non-jews do not share this perception, even though God made it so. Non-jews are unreasonable.

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    peterjohnarnold's avatar Comment by peterjohnarnold | October 3, 2024 | Reply

  3. Great piece, great comments.
    We are so desperate to find some solace from the ongoing genocide that we are turning to satire and dark humour for comfort, to break the emotional tension. What more could be said after the first month of the attack on Gaza that had not been repeated hundreds of times; then yesterday(?) an orphanage was targeted by Israel and I am without words.

    Thanks Laura, thanks Robert.

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    Redracam's avatar Comment by Redracam | October 3, 2024 | Reply

  4. Excellent! Love the sarcasm and judging by the comments it must be contagious!

    I do have to make the point, though, that, given “Israel’s” behavior, do you really think they wouldn’t have used their “nuke” by now if they had one. They lie.

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    poisonedwater's avatar Comment by poisonedwater | October 3, 2024 | Reply

    • Israel have Nukes. Since the 1960s when South Africa collaborated with Israel to develop Nuclear warheads, both countries had bombs.

      In 1990 the US and ‘allies’ took out Iraq as a military power they assembled 250,000 troops in Saudi to do so. They also built in Botswana, 350kms from SA borders, the largest airfield in Africa. Pretoria was told that all 250,000 with their planes and bombs would move against SA unless they installed the ANC to power and gave up their military weapons and personnel.

      Seeing what had happened to the Iraqi army and civilians (the road of death, one of the US many war crimes), de Klerk capitulated.

      You may want to look at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Samson_Option:_Israel%27s_Nuclear_Arsenal_and_American_Foreign_Policy

      Part of the plan was/is the threat that the missiles are not only aimed at Tehran et al. but also at the capitals of Europe so that if Israel is destroyed it will bring about destruction of those who did not ‘protect’ it.

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      peterjohnarnold's avatar Comment by peterjohnarnold | October 4, 2024 | Reply

  5. Nidrasch Talpioth, p. 225-L:“Jehovah created the non-Jew in human form so that the Jew would not have to be served by beasts. The non-Jew is consequently an animal in human form, and condemned to serve the Jew day and night.” You have to be brain dead to believe this rubbish. Obviously, whoever invented this self-aggrandising tripe never read the Torah. Abraham, who was not a Jew, but from whom the nation of Israel sprang was born about 1948 years after the creation. His great great grandson Judah (after whom the Jews are called) was born considerably later. But, for those who have the ability to read, mankind was created once and for all at the creation (Genesis 1:27). There was no further creation. Therefore, the Jews were not a special creation. They came into existence like every other human being, and possibly most galling of all, they came from a long line of ‘goys’.

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    Bill Francis's avatar Comment by Bill Francis | October 4, 2024 | Reply

    • Hmmm. “Semi-Like.” Can’t quite articulate why elements of your comment discomfit me….

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      roberthstiver's avatar Comment by roberthstiver | October 4, 2024 | Reply

    • Not the Torah but the Talmud.

      “The teachings of the Talmud stand above all other laws. They are more important than the laws of Moses.” – Rabbi Ismael, Rabbi Chambar, et. al.
      “The decisions of the Talmud are the words of the living God. Jehovah Himself asks the opinion of the earthly rabbis when there are difficult affairs in heaven.”– Rabbi Menachem Commentary on Fifth Book
      “It is more wicked to question the words of the rabbis than that of the Torah.” – Michna Sanhedryn 11:3.

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      peterjohnarnold's avatar Comment by peterjohnarnold | October 4, 2024 | Reply


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