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9/11: A Conspiracy Theory

By James Corbett | September 11, 2011

Everything you ever wanted to know about the 9/11 conspiracy theory in under 5 minutes.

On the morning of September 11, 2001, 19 men armed with boxcutters directed by a man on dialysis in a cave fortress halfway around the world using a satellite phone and a laptop directed the most sophisticated penetration of the most heavily-defended airspace in the world, overpowering the passengers and the military combat-trained pilots on 4 commercial aircraft before flying those planes wildly off course for over an hour without being molested by a single fighter interceptor.

These 19 hijackers, devout religious fundamentalists who liked to drink alcohol, snort cocaine, and live with pink-haired strippers, managed to knock down 3 buildings with 2 planes in New York, while in Washington a pilot who couldn’t handle a single engine Cessna was able to fly a 757 in an 8,000 foot descending 270 degree corskscrew turn to come exactly level with the ground, hitting the Pentagon in the budget analyst office where DoD staffers were working on the mystery of the 2.3 trillion dollars that Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld had announced “missing” from the Pentagon’s coffers in a press conference the day before, on September 10, 2001.

Luckily, the news anchors knew who did it within minutes, the pundits knew within hours, the Administration knew within the day, and the evidence literally fell into the FBI’s lap. But for some reason a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists demanded an investigation into the greatest attack on American soil in history.

The investigation was delayed, underfunded, set up to fail, a conflict of interest and a cover up from start to finish. It was based on testimony extracted through torture, the records of which were destroyed. It failed to mention the existence of WTC7, Able Danger, Ptech, Sibel Edmonds, OBL and the CIA, and the drills of hijacked aircraft being flown into buildings that were being simulated at the precise same time that those events were actually happening. It was lied to by the Pentagon, the CIA, the Bush Administration and as for Bush and Cheney…well, no one knows what they told it because they testified in secret, off the record, not under oath and behind closed doors. It didn’t bother to look at who funded the attacks because that question is of “little practical significance“. Still, the 9/11 Commission did brilliantly, answering all of the questions the public had (except most of the victims’ family members’ questions) and pinned blame on all the people responsible (although no one so much as lost their job), determining the attacks were “a failure of imagination” because “I don’t think anyone could envision flying airplanes into buildings ” except the Pentagon and FEMA and NORAD and the NRO.

The DIA destroyed 2.5 TB of data on Able Danger, but that’s OK because it probably wasn’t important.

The SEC destroyed their records on the investigation into the insider trading before the attacks, but that’s OK because destroying the records of the largest investigation in SEC history is just part of routine record keeping.

NIST has classified the data that they used for their model of WTC7′s collapse, but that’s OK because knowing how they made their model of that collapse would “jeopardize public safety“.

The FBI has argued that all material related to their investigation of 9/11 should be kept secret from the public, but that’s OK because the FBI probably has nothing to hide.

This man never existed, nor is anything he had to say worthy of your attention, and if you say otherwise you are a paranoid conspiracy theorist and deserve to be shunned by all of humanity. Likewise him, him, him, and her. (and her and her and him).

Osama Bin Laden lived in a cave fortress in the hills of Afghanistan, but somehow got away. Then he was hiding out in Tora Bora but somehow got away. Then he lived in Abottabad for years, taunting the most comprehensive intelligence dragnet employing the most sophisticated technology in the history of the world for 10 years, releasing video after video with complete impunity (and getting younger and younger as he did so), before finally being found in a daring SEAL team raid which wasn’t recorded on video, in which he didn’t resist or use his wife as a human shield, and in which these crack special forces operatives panicked and killed this unarmed man, supposedly the best source of intelligence about those dastardly terrorists on the planet. Then they dumped his body in the ocean before telling anyone about it. Then a couple dozen of that team’s members died in a helicopter crash in Afghanistan.

This is the story of 9/11, brought to you by the media which told you the hard truths about JFK and incubator babies and mobile production facilities and the rescue of Jessica Lynch.

If you have any questions about this story…you are a batshit, paranoid, tinfoil, dog-abusing baby-hater and will be reviled by everyone. If you love your country and/or freedom, happiness, rainbows, rock and roll, puppy dogs, apple pie and your grandma, you will never ever express doubts about any part of this story to anyone. Ever.

This has been a public service announcement by: the Friends of the FBI, CIA, NSA, DIA, SEC, MSM, White House, NIST, and the 9/11 Commission. Because Ignorance is Strength.

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  2. The official 9/11 fairytale is just that.

    Good work James Corbett.

    Comment by Anonymous | September 21, 2011

  3. This one is going viral, and it’s a good thing. The truth will out, eventually.

    Comment by Spectator | September 21, 2011

  4. Halleluyah! I once was blind, but now I see, the amazing grace that sets me free to believe every Zionist lie! Oh, let it be, let it be……

    Seriously, what the 9/11 cover-up proves is that those who “go along to get along” are the most subversive enemies of you and me, and most certainly the US Constitution too.

    I find it interesting that the author, James Corbett, carries the great name of the scientific boxer who defeated the heavyweight champion of the world, John L. Sullivan; a false-name used by Benjamen Netanyahu

    ‘……. In 1987, Netanyahu applied for credit using his American social
    security number 020364537. With that number, he or someone else made
    the application under a phony name, John Sullivan, living at a false
    address in Northern California.

    Netanyahu used Sullivan’s name to borrow money during 1987-88. John
    Sullivan does not exist, nor does Netanyahu’s credit file. Israeli and
    American reporters who tried to dig into Netanyahu’s past using his
    social security number discovered two other phony names used to apply
    for credit in 1987-88 but were perplexed to find that his credit
    records were completely removed. Only someone very high up in the
    American government could have authorized the erasing of the file…….’

    Back to 9/11; I believe “the smoking-gun” of its diabolical genesis is contained or exposed in this same article, written before 9/11, but nonetheless profoundly revealing:

    ‘…… In 1979, Netanyahu organized an anti-terrorism conference in Jerusalem,
    dedicated to his fallen brother. Somehow, he managed to attract the
    likes of George Bush, George Shultz, and Richard Perle (President’s
    Reagan’s chief arms negotiator) to the meeting and was thrust briefly
    onto the world stage.
    But when the conference ended, it was back to
    work at the furniture factory…….’

    From: ‘The Secret Life Of Binyamin Netanyahu’

    Comment by Bill Mitchell | September 21, 2011

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